
This quip happens as you complete one of the Light Bridge test chambers. “The birth parents you are trying to reach do not love you, please hang up.”īeside always having a witty insult for calling Chell fat, GLaDOS insinuates through the game that she’s an orphan. GLaDOS laments about a more elaborate, unused trap and that you fell for such a stupid ploy. Just when you think the exit is in sight, (it says emergency shut off and cake dispensary, how could that be wrong?) the door turns out to be a trap. “If I’d know you’d let yourself get captured this easily, I’d have dangled a turkey leg on a rope from the ceiling.”Īfter waking up GLaDOS, Chell and Wheatley are still trying to escape Aperture. She also blames a malfunctioning plate on the pounds Chell supposedly packed on when she was in stasis. This quote comes from one of the first times the Faith Plate is used. GLaDOS constantly makes jabs at Chell’s weight in Portal 2. “Look at you soaring through the air majestically…like an eagle. If the thought of breathing that doesn’t make you sick, nothing will.

Since the chamber is so far underground, it’s cheaper just to have the carbon dioxide recycled and freshened a bit. In Chapter 2, GLaDOS informs Chell that’s not oxygen she’s breathing.

Here are my favorite Portal 2 GLaDOS quotes. While Portal 2 introduces new characters like Wheatly and Cave Johnson, that murderous AI still has her share of memorable quotes. In the first game, it was just the silent Chell against the insulting, deranged GLaDOS. One of the Portal games greatest strengths’ is the writing.
